LOL meet my weakling derpyit. Derpyit is actually a VERY good bitch of mine, but sometimes it does stupid things and needs punished. This is where the HOG ( hand of Goddess paddle) or the BB ( Bitch Buster) comes in to play. Take note of its festive human dog cage in the back. it sleeps in there, and I have commanded it to decorate it for Halloween.
It likes to dress up like a pathetic whore and show off for my friends, family and I. That is why I am going to start posting amusing videos here, so I can have a collection to easily access when my Friends and I are relaxing and in the mood to be entertained by weak bitches like derpy it. If you think you can entertain, then contact me via twitter empressvoxsiren or yahoo firstname.lastname@example.org But don’t think the honor is free, shithead.