Rich, poor, or in between, there are always ways to be making extra money to give to ME. The ACT of doing this alone is enough to make you more WEAK for me, for it proves that you will do anything it takes to put a smile on my perfect face. Lets face it though, these tips are going to benefit those who simply do not have enough to earn my attention on a frequent basis, or to give me as much as I deserve. Finally, a way for you weaklings to do something worth while ( if you can pull yourself away from the image above that is)!
1. Sell plasma. – Look into a major city near you for clinics that pay you for your plasma. Donated about twice a week for an average of 25-35 dollars. The process is simple, and only takes about 30-60 minutes. You must be relatively healthy, and a drug free bitch. Thats an extra 100+ for me every month.
2. Grow your hair long and then sell it. http://buyandsellhair.com/ is a website for those looking to buy human hair. Often used for making wigs and such. Do not smoke, do drugs, or use hair dye. Take care of your hair, keep it nice, and you can sell it for more. This will be especially fun for my sissy sluts, girly bois, and bimbo-bots.
3. If you make a lot of purchases with cash, buy a special jar to put change in. Change adds up. People throw it around the house and lose it often. Instead of doing this, every time you make a purchase, put your change in this special change jar. I do not want meager pennies. Do this ONLY if you make a LOT of purchases with cash. At the end of the month, cash it in and send the money directly to ME!
4. Sell your useless shit, and stuff that you simply do not need. Yard sale, craigslist, fleamarkets ,ebay etc. Get rid of anything you can in order to give me MORE! I recently had one of my doggies sell his bed so that I could have the money. He has a doggie bed, that is more than enough for him. You don’t NEED jewelry, expensive clothes, expensive gadgets etc. Sell what you can, live as cheaply as possible, and voila..you have more to give me, which equals more attention from me. How exciting!!
5. Get a part time job. Most of you weaklings have too much free time on your hands. Too much sitting around jerkin off, and not enough time spent doing beneficial things for me. Get a part time job. I don’t care what it is, as long as every penny made from it goes directly to ME. How rewarding it will be for you to go to this job each time, completely full of thoughts of how you are doing this solely for my pleasure and amusement.
6. Sign up to amazon mechanical turk and start making a lil extra spending money for ME. https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome
7. Whore yourself out. join niteflirt, or any caming website and be a whore doing ANYTHING to earn me extra money.
8. STOP WASTING MONEY. I come first! Its okay to eat cheap and skip going out to eat or to the movies, as long as I am taken care of the way that I should! Remember the “change jar” that I mentioned above? Start putting in money that you would have wasted on things like starbucks, lunch, going out to the movies, a new cell phone, etc etc. $sacrificing$ to me is SO good for you!
9. Utilize your skills! – If you have skills, put them to use! Start charging on the side for various things that could generate ME income! Landscaping, cutting lawns, fixing computers, graphic design, web design, cleaning houses, etc!
I will update these with more ways as they come to me. If you have any others, leave them in a comment below.