Derpy it is pathetic as can be! Just the way that I have trained it to be. Derpy has known for a long time that it will never ever ever be able to please a Woman like a real man could, so it has embraced my training so that it may please and entertain Women the only way that a derpy it could ever do so. By PAYING and PERFORMING! Derpy it is often entertainment when I am with friends. it provides videos for us to laugh at! We even stream it to big screen tvs, and laugh our asses off. derpy it is a good bitch. We love and deserve to be spoiled and entertained.
If you are dying to be as pathetic as derpy , and provide entertainment, get in touch. There may be saving you after all.