“Tell us about a humorous BDSM/kink experience you’ve had. If you haven’t had one, talk about aspects of kink/BDSM you find funny.”
I am going to focus on talking about the aspects of kink that I find funny.
Before I became known for My Erotic Hypnosis, I spent around 6 or 7 years being very well known as an online Phone Domme, and bratty Humiliatrix. I was one of the first top girls who was always on the front page of Niteflirt. I have fucked up and over more men than I could ever begin to count, and they still come around thanking Me and begging for MORE. Its HILARIOUS to Me.
When I was younger, it was much more amusing to Me to see all of the disgusting, fucked up, stupid shit that you weaklings do when you have a hard on. Now it takes more work and effort to make Me smile, and laugh, because I have seen so much.
I am going to talk about some firsts, and some memorable moments from My past. You are INCREDIBLY lucky that I even grace you with this knowledge.
One of My first long term memorable clients, who may even still read this now because he lurks around, was a dude from Canada named Kelly. I’ll never forget him because he was one of the first weaklings that I saw on cam do nasty fucked up things to make Me laugh. He would often wear huge adult diapers, and prance around in sissy outfits or adult baby outfits. He was definitely a degenerate. One time I opened up his cam during a phone session, and he was LOCKED inside of a garbage bag, eating baby food and garbage off of a tray that was also locked onto his body. LOL.. I mean WHAT THE FUCK. Degenerates just cant get off, so they have to do more and more extreme, humiliating things to get off. He looked SO pathetic and disgusting, and he was paying me to watch this. I couldn’t help but laugh My ass off!!
Another degenerate that stands out was an it that went by the online handle of ” cum whipper” he had to have spent millions, calling all of the Pro Dommes. He would show us pictures VERY proudly of cocktails and desserts made from his whipped colored cum. EW. Think festive red and green Christmas cocktail in a martini glass, all of whipped cum. NASTY! HAHA
I had one guy open his cam and CARVE My name into his dick. LOL
One guy who would BEG for Me to do a two Domme call with him, and we both would force him to piss in his own face, and then tribute us each $5000 to make him cum on his own face. He always looked SO fucking defeated and ashamed after he did that. Cum remorse. HILARIOUS
I’ve witnessed more sissys being little bitches than I can count. More humiliation junkies doing whatever they can to Make Me laugh.
The one thing that they had in common that TRULY made this enjoyable to Me? They paid, and they paid well! Without that, you are insignificant and I absolutely despise you. Paying Me is the difference between Me truly laughing and being entertained by how pathetic you are, to Me not even considering giving you the time of day, let alone a half smirk.